How to stop making mistakes
April 9th, 2008When will you quit making mistakes? When your dead and buried. Let’s lighten up and enjoy living.
Archive for the 'Humor'
Walking
May 20th, 2007“Why let people drive you crazy when it’s within walking distance?” “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”—Noel Coward It’s Monday I thought I might start it out with a little bit of humor. I post new stories, tips and quotes here every day, so bookmark my home page, and […]
Gas Prices…
April 19th, 2007Compared with Snapple, whiteout, and Pepto Bismol ($123.20/gallon), gasoline is surprisingly inexpensive. $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don’t even know the source. No wonder Evian spelled backwards is Naive.” Gas prices are a huge issue for most pocket books these days. Gas is a product we can’t get along without and high prices […]
To Be So Lucky
April 8th, 2007Two men are having lunch and one said to the other: “You are so lucky.” And the other man answers back: “Your right, I owe my success to luck! I am lucky that my alarm clock rings at 5:00 AM so I can work 12 hours a day. I ‘m lucky that my car has a stereo so […]
I Wouldn’t! I Couldn’t!
March 16th, 2007I wouldn’t harm a fly, or at least that’s what I thought. I have always been so tender hearted and soft. My kids tease me, because when I yell I smile; and of course when I do this, something gets lost in the translation. I do however remember a time, a moment, when I was overcome […]
What’s Next?
March 15th, 2007Warning: If you cringe easily you might not want to read this. I heard my married niece talking to her husband, they were discussing how some doctors suggest that eating ‘boogers’ can make you healthy. I for one will stick with vitamin C. One of the most life changing principles I teach the people I […]
Was I Drooling?
March 7th, 2007I was happily munching on my salad, that is, until the waitress brought Mary B her dinner. She had ordered steak and Colossal Shrimp. I am not ordinarily much of a shrimp eater; I’d much rather have lobster. But these shrimp were no ordinary fare. They were so big and succulent that they were […]
Life On Purpose # 85: Green Goop
March 6th, 2007The door bell rang, my daughter and I looked at are green faces covered with mineral clay. We were both dressed in our house robes and our heads were adorned with big pink rollers. “Mom, hide.” My fourteen year old daughter said panicked. “Maybe they’ll go away.” Not expecting any company, we had been hanging out doing […]
What Were They Thinking?
February 17th, 2007I found this list of seemingly ridiculous laws today. They were researched and published by students from Kenston High School. I would like to think that at the time these were passed into law that there was a reasonable explanation. Though, once you read them, you would surely have to think me to be quite a […]
Apple Strudel at the Chinese Buffet
January 27th, 2007Our family loves to go to the Jumbo Chinese Buffet. Generally this has been a good choice for me, since I have to watch my weight. I lost 50lbs a few years ago and I have to work to keep it off. Lately I have been struggling, being slowed down by backsurgery and having reconnected […]